CLASS & SASS

GET OFF THE PHONE

April is a great time for talking about the foolish things we do. I’ll go first. I’m such a fool that I’ll lie on a massage table for an excruciating hour as a masseuse gently sloshes oil over my body...

Apr 9, 2012 by | in CLASS & SASS (3 Comments)

IMAGE ISN'T EVERYTHING

With more mags retouching pix to the point of transformation and more kids tuned to the media, young girls in particular are getting a dangerous message about body image.

Feb 29, 2012 by in CLASS & SASS

THE GIRLS WITH THE DRAGON TATTOOS

Jen goes back to school, which leads the ladies to a discussion of sex toys, body painting, single-ply tissue and self-pleasuring. Of course.

Feb 6, 2012 by | in CLASS & SASS

MUCH TO DO ABOUT NOTHING

Wherein Martha and Jen resolve to be better people by making lists of things they probably won’t be doing or giving up this year. (Hint: They involve the tuba and Howard Stern.)

Dec 28, 2011 in CLASS & SASS (3 Comments)

MEET CLASS & SASS

Come join Jennifer Pappas and Martha Handler on their quest to find the new hot venues, try an exotic new cuisine, or simply muse at the nuances of our quirky culture. They would love to hear your suggestions and make you part of thier WAG world.

Dec 28, 2011 in CLASS & SASS

HOLIDAY HULLABALOO

’Tis the season to be grumpy, and Martha and Jen – who are not much for waiting on lines, navigating holiday traffic or the assembling of so-called “No assembly required” toys – wouldn’t have it any other way.

Dec 16, 2011 by | in CLASS & SASS (1 Comments)

MARTHA AND JEN TALK TURKEY - AND DISH SEX

...as you sit round the (Thanksgiving) table with your loved ones preparing to enjoy your impossibly large-breasted bird, say an extra prayer of thanks for the poor fella who's been jerking around with your turkey.

Nov 16, 2011 by | in CLASS & SASS (2 Comments)

THINKING OUTSIDE 'THE BOX'

WAG’s theme this month is “Festive Fantasies.” I don’t know about festive, but if you’re idea of a fantasy is stepping out of your comfort zone (while checking your morals at the door), then run,

Oct 21, 2011 in CLASS & SASS (5 Comments)

BACK TO SCHOOL

Ever since I’ve had school-age kids, I’ve found September to be sublime. This is especially true since I've experienced the summer invasion of my college kids.

Oct 15, 2011 in CLASS & SASS (1 Comments)

TABLE FOR TWO

I will confess a dirty little secret: I don’t enjoy cooking. Guess I’m missing the chip that entices you to make savory things for others.

Oct 1, 2011 in CLASS & SASS (6 Comments)

About this Blog

As class & sass, Martha and Jen are never afraid to talk turkey, dish sex or say “bah, humbug!” to the holidays. Think of their column as quality time with your outrageous best girlfriends. So grab your coffee and set that keyboard clicking!

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