by Georgette Gouveia

February 1, 2012

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Art and life

Much of this is captured – right down to Alexander’s golden, now lost, sarcophagus – in the 1963 movie “Cleopatra.” Has there ever been another movie in which the story served as a metaphor for what was going on off-camera? Just as Cleo and Tony fell for each other, Liz and Dick – as the tabloids dubbed Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton – fell for each other while playing Cleopatra and her Antony. Depending on whether she or he were telling the story, they either met in 1950s Hollywood at the home she then shared with her second husband, Michael Wilding (her version) or at a pool party given by Stewart Granger and his wife (and Burton’s “The Robe” co-star) Jean Simmons (his take). In either case, he was the wild Welsh-born Shakespearean on the make, in more ways than one. (Fittingly enough, one of his early roles was Alexander the Great.) She was the coolly appraising established star determined not to be another notch on the Burton belt.

But on the sultry, seemingly endless set of “Cleo” in the Eternal City, determination gave way to passion. Soon it was a paparazzi-punctuated, Vatican-denouncing tale of divorce, marriage, divorce, remarriage, globe-trotting, jewelry, box office hits, a six-pack of kids from various marriages, box-office bonanzas and more jewelry that ended with his death in 1984. (Taylor died last year.)

Brangelina is nothing compared to this duo. But then, few couples ever were. According to “Furious Love,” Sam Kashner and Nancy Shoenberger’s juicy recent rehash of the Taylor-Burton romance, Burton sequestered himself on the last day of his life in the study of his Swiss home, surrounded by the 1,000 volumes Taylor had given him, and wrote her a letter.

He later died in his sleep of a cerebral hemorrhage. So among his last thoughts were those of her.

(Editors, please note:  This is a companion piece to the preceding story)

Thank God for the British royals. They allow us to enjoy all the romantic drama of monarchy while feeling smugly superior that we don’t have one:

The lioness in summer

The French-identified Plantagenets, who ruled England through the Middle Ages, were the Rolls Royce of royal families. And no one out-Plantageneted them more than the founding matriarch, Eleanor of Aquitaine. Here was a woman who had it all – beauty, brains, talent, money, land, power, influence, a memorable brood and not one but two kingly husbands. The first was Louis VII of France, whom she accompanied on a crusade to the Holy Land. This union, which produced two girls, was a bit of a dud. So faster than you can say “irreconcilable differences,” the marriage was dissolved.

by Georgette Gouveia

February 1, 2012

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  • Olympias Defamed

    Alexander killed Daddy. Much was made of Philip wearing white robes. Rig a dummy with white robes. Grab a knife. Stab. Hit anything vital? Alexander was beside Philip when he fell, knife in back. It was up to the loving son to twist the knife caringly enough to make sure it killed. WHY? Because a man in his mid-40s with an injured arm and only one eye wasn't going to make it back alive from Persia.In which case, what would happen? Macedonian kings received their legitimacy from the acclamation of the army. The army would be in Persia. Who would they acclaim to succeed the throne? The strongest general there. Who would then send assassins to kill Alexander and all his family. Just as Alexander sent assassins to kill that likely general and all his family as soon as Philip was dead. Two members of that family were the mother and son Olympias is accused of killing and maybe she did...but it was simply common practice to leave no threat alive.

    History is written by the winner. It was unthinkable that Alexander the Great was a patricide. Blame mum. Blame black magic. Blame sex. Blame anyone but the man beside Philip when he was stabbed. But look up the odd reaction of Alexander's old tutor, Aristotle, when he was asked about it. No "Of course he wasn't involved!" More a wandering catalog of the Everybody Does It variety. And then there's the two-Pausanias nonsense. They tried to say Philip's devoted bodyguard Pausanias did it. But there must have been strong pushback from some source because next they said THAT Pausanias died and a bad mad one took his place after which the story was sexually embroidered first with gang rape by members of Philip's staff which was later changed to Philip himself bring the rapist thereby becoming responsible for his own murder.

    HOWEVER, how does that explain the immediate execution of the two Lynkestis brothers? What did they have to do with it? Wasn't Alexander of Lynkestis the very first to proclaim Alexander king? Think: quid pro quo.

    Because Philip wore white, NOBODY SAW HIS KILLER. Stage trick: the eye follows white. A man dressed as Philip's bodyguard comes from behind, stabs the king in the back "under his ribs" and runs out. Alexander's friends pursue him. The body of Pausanias, dead or near dead, is brought into the arena. KILLER CAUGHT. Lynkestis proclaims Alexander king. Alexander executes Lynkestis' brothers as being part of the "plot" removing rivals for the Lynkestis domain. Murder solved, life goes on.

    A few years later Alexander the Great arrests Alexander of Lynkestis for plotting to kill him and keeps him in prison for years. Wonder why he thought the guy was into killing kings.

    It had to be done and sex had nothing to do with it. A man with a blind side was dead meat in battle and Alexander and everyone related to him was dead if Philip died in Persia. But history couldn't cope with that.

    Posted by Abigail Quart May 22, 2012 00:31:50

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