Blog Entries

HENHOUSE-HOMICIDE

...I must have a hearty immune system, because though I’ve lived in the ’burbs for years, I’ve yet to succumb to either the horse bug or the gentleman farmer germ...

Jun 30, 2011 by | in CLASS & SASS

PALE UNDER THE SAIL

Martha and Jennifer take on sunscreen and well, other items of discussion.

Jul 30, 2011 by | in CLASS & SASS

MARTHA AND JEN TALK TURKEY - AND DISH SEX

...as you sit round the (Thanksgiving) table with your loved ones preparing to enjoy your impossibly large-breasted bird, say an extra prayer of thanks for the poor fella who's been jerking around with your turkey.

Nov 16, 2011 by | in CLASS & SASS (2 Comments)

HOLIDAY HULLABALOO

’Tis the season to be grumpy, and Martha and Jen – who are not much for waiting on lines, navigating holiday traffic or the assembling of so-called “No assembly required” toys – wouldn’t have it any other way.

Dec 16, 2011 by | in CLASS & SASS (1 Comments)

THE GIRLS WITH THE DRAGON TATTOOS

Jen goes back to school, which leads the ladies to a discussion of sex toys, body painting, single-ply tissue and self-pleasuring. Of course.

Feb 6, 2012 by | in CLASS & SASS

GET OFF THE PHONE

April is a great time for talking about the foolish things we do. I’ll go first. I’m such a fool that I’ll lie on a massage table for an excruciating hour as a masseuse gently sloshes oil over my body...

Apr 9, 2012 by | in CLASS & SASS (3 Comments)

AGE OF ANXIETY

Wherein Martha and Jen stress about why everyone’s so stressed these days and offer tips for becoming more Zen-like.

May 23, 2012 by | in CLASS & SASS

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